Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you call bears with no ears?

B