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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!