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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).