Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!