Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.