Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)