Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets