Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!