Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket