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Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.