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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!