What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.