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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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FeMail.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!