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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots