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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.