Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies