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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.