Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.