Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.