Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.