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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.