Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Extra Leg Jokes More Extra Leg Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.