Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
A pat on the head.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Annette.
Operation Yewtree.
Because it said, Concentrate.
