What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.