What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.