What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!