What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.