What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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"Ve have vays of making you tock!"