What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What do you call fake German currency?

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.