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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!