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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.