What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!