What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.