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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!