What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.