What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.