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Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

Second Page Jokes More Second Page Jokes

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What is a mouse's favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror