Second Place Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.