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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.