Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?