Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.