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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.