Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.