Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D