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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What is H2O4?

Drinking

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?