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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.