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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!