What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!