What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

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Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.