What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Abe Lincoln Jokes More Abe Lincoln Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.