What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?