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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!