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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When does a dog go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!