How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!