How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.