How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?

Har e-potter.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.