How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!