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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.