How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.