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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog