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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny