How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.