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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Raisin Bran Jokes More Raisin Bran Jokes

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran