Raisin Bran Jokes

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Fiber Jokes More Fiber Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Why do black people like fried chicken?

Because its delicious.