Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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Raisin Bran

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