Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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Because it's high in fiber!

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What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise