Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Fiber Jokes More Fiber Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Why is gigabit internet good for you?

Because it's high in fiber!

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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