Some will know this some won't It's a towel
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Dried Cherries
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Raisin Bran
Gravely voice) "Just ice."
Just ice
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
A-corny joke.
Neither one is a squirrel.
The ocean
Green paint.
Exactly like red paint!
He experiences culture shock.
Because they can't even.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
A towel full of loads
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
