Some will know this some won't It's a towel
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
Raisin Bran
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Green paint.
GuacaMole!
Well, It's not a purebread anymore.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
A radius
A widow.
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
I'm Snowden!
Because we're Snowedin.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
