Some will know this some won't It's a towel
An upper crust.
Dried red paint
A tumblr.
Texas after a drought.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Papal towels.
Polly unsaturated!
A waterfell.
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
Dried Cherries
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Raisin Bran
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
E.T. phoned home.
A Dollar
Just...ice.
Dry ice lacks of water.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Head to head race
A widow.
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Kicked out of the petting zoo...
Circle jerky.
Chard remains.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
They both lost jack.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."