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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.