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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!