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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.