What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran