What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.