What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint