What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.