Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.