Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling!

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls