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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!