Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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Whats 19x17?

36 -Thats not even close!! -But it was quick.

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They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.