Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.