Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.