When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"