When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."