When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.