When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.