What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum