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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

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How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A