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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum