Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.