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Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands