Large Number Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

You might also enjoy:

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Small Number Jokes More Small Number Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes