Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,