Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

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What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.