Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

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Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.