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Island Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Tv Remote Jokes More Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

View Jokes More View Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!