Island Jokes

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What's white & falls from the sky?

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They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

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What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.