Island Jokes

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.