What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.