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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.