What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

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Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.