What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.