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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.