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Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!