Ninjas Jokes

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

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How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Shredder Jokes More Shredder Jokes

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.