Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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A terror-phone.

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Alpaca lunch!

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Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Shady's back*

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything