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Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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