Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.