Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.