Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!