Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.