How do trees access the internet?

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "