How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.