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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard