How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on