Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.