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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.