SEVEN.
I'm tired of doing stuff.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Cuz there's a clock on the microwave
Because they're too small.
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
Five six seven eight!
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A Petophile
Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh