What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Previous Random Joke Next

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.