What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.