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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.