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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.