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How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour