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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats