What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain