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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain