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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.