What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Molest Jokes More Molest Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.