What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!