What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...