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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.