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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile