Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama