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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!