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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.