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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor