When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.