When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM