When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.