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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"