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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.