When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.