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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.