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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Ewoks

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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Cause they be quacking jokes

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.