Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!