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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.