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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

Letter Word Jokes More Letter Word Jokes

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."