A fork
To stop getting confused as feminists
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
Moist-your-eyes-er
Shoplifting
The back of my hand.
There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Prepear for the end.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Firetruck
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
Awkward.
Kay (K).
Send.
Aunt.
