Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -