To run their hands through their hair
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Guacamole.
Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Scare spray.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
A bald man.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
