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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.