Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.