Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer