Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

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Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.