Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.