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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.