Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

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