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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.