Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.