Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.