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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth