It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Because he got tired.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
To catch her false teeth.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
It set!
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
