Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.