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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth