Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!