April Sale - 20% Off

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Ford F Series Jokes More Ford F Series Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.