Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

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What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.