Ford Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.