Ford Jokes

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Venn Diagram Jokes More Venn Diagram Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Blonde Stare Jokes More Blonde Stare Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"