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Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

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What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why are Ford cars so popular?

Because they are affordable.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.