What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..