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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!