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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs