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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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