How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!