How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.