How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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What is your best trait?

Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.