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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do black people drive?

House prices down

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What do baby swans dance to?

Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.