Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.