Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!