You don't know cause you weren't there
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You weren't there, man!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
You weren't there man
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
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