Vietnam Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Charlie Jokes More Charlie Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!