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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.