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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.