Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.