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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.