Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.