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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.