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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.