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What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.