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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.