What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.