What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.