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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris