What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.