What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.