What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for