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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect