What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.