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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'