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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.